All The Things We Hate About Family Meetings

1.

 When you walk and in and your wicked relatives start giving you the side eye.

2. When your aunties start using their big mouths to compare you to their children.

3. When your mother reports you to your relatives and now they’re all abusing you.

4. When one of your uncles starts talking about how all the young people lack respect.

5. When your parents bring their personal matter to the family meeting and now they are fighting in front of everybody.

6. When your “abroad” family members start trying to oppress the rest of you with their nonsense accent.

7. When it’s time to eat and all the adults finish the nicest food.

8. When you wanted to do other things but the meeting goes on for so long you can’t anymore.